Treat Your Holiday Stress with Laughter

Remember what I said about fun ways to treat stress? I hope one or two of these will make you chuckle and relieve your holiday stress.

Treat Your Christmas Stress with Laughter

Christmas is a baby shower

that went totally overboard.

– Andy Borowitz

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The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””

– John Leo

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For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!”

– Anne Bristow

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The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”

– Joan Rivers

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”

-Johnny Carson

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Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”

– Wendy Cope

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Treat Your Christmas Stress with Laughter

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.”

-Andy Borowitz

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One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.”

-Grace Kriley

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I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.”

– Author Unknown

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”

– Jay Leno

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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

-Phyllis Diller

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Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?”

– Santa Claus in Home Alone

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Treat your Christmas Stress with Laughter
Thanks to Charles Hutchins and Flickr for the image.

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.”

– Author Unknown

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Did any of these make you chuckle or groan? Do you know a great (funny or punny) line about Christmas. Please share in the comments. We can all treat our stress with laughter.

4 thoughts on “Treat Your Holiday Stress with Laughter

    1. You have a lot going on, Claire. I’m not surprised you’re…NOT stressed. 🙂 So keep smiling! And have a very blessed holiday!

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