original illustration of the hross from Out of a Silent Planet by C.S. Lewis

You Might Be An Alien If–

 

You might be an Alien if . . . .

  1.  Your spaceship is double parked in the living room.
  2. You use more than 10% of your brain.
  3. You think books are made of paper.
  4. You think telephones are for talking.
  5. You think there is no intelligent life on this planet.
  6. You think being called ‘spacey’ is a compliment.
  7. Gravity is pulling you down.
  8. You know what a Fluvian Nurplex is.
  9. The words “fire your retro jets” doesn’t give you the giggles.
  10. You’ve ever pointed your finger at someone and gone ‘ak-ak-ak-ak’
  11. You’ve ever told someone to ‘get offa my cloud.’
  12. You’ve ever said ‘I have powers you can only dream of.’
  13. You’ve ever said ‘I’m signaling my people.’
  14. The term “Big Bang Theory” means something other than the title of a television show.
  15. You like jokes that start with You Might Be an Alien.

Do you know what a Fluvian Nurplex is? Who said ‘Get offa my cloud?”

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